Now that Roger Federer has won his fourth US Open title in a row, the 12th Grand Slam tournament victory of his career, it may be time to take action. At what point do we accept the fact t
hat Roger Federer is not really a human being and ban him from professional tennis? A friend of mine suggested that society embrace the reality that Roger Federer is an android after he wins his 30th Grand Slam title. By that point it would be obvious. But I think that the USTA should take a preventative course of action and have Federer undergo mandatory android testing immediately. Why wait until more damage is done? Androids have no place on our tennis courts or in a free peace-loving society. Remember this guy?
The testing procedure could easily be done by non-lethally dissecting an area of Federer's body. It may be prudent to actually dissect two or three areas in case he is actually a cyborg (part man, part machine) and the machine part is missed the first or second time. The longer we wait, the more time Federer’s programmers have to tweak and refine him, and before you know it, he’ll start winning every French Open too.
hat Roger Federer is not really a human being and ban him from professional tennis? A friend of mine suggested that society embrace the reality that Roger Federer is an android after he wins his 30th Grand Slam title. By that point it would be obvious. But I think that the USTA should take a preventative course of action and have Federer undergo mandatory android testing immediately. Why wait until more damage is done? Androids have no place on our tennis courts or in a free peace-loving society. Remember this guy?The testing procedure could easily be done by non-lethally dissecting an area of Federer's body. It may be prudent to actually dissect two or three areas in case he is actually a cyborg (part man, part machine) and the machine part is missed the first or second time. The longer we wait, the more time Federer’s programmers have to tweak and refine him, and before you know it, he’ll start winning every French Open too.
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