Larry Craig is not gay

Aren’t any other Republicans outraged that Idaho Senator Larry Craig was forced to step down after allegedly soliciting sex from an undercover cop in the restroom of Minneapolis International Airport? If Republicans keep admitting that their fellow congressmen are guilty of homosexuality and extramarital affairs, how can we reasonably expect to continue being the “family values” party? Yes, Sen. Craig confessed to disorderly conduct, but we need to play the angle that he was just joking around with the cop, playing footsies from the next stall or playfully fondling his balls or whatever he did. Can’t a politician have an edgy sense of humor without losing his job and reputation? Home of the free, my ass.

Sen. Craig has repeatedly and vehemently denied that he is gay, and we need to stand behind him, not get rid of him. I don’t care if he gets caught sucking on a cucumber watching “Dancing with the Stars” with his pants down behind a naked, bent over Mark Foley (also not gay), Larry Craig is a Great American Heterosexual and I invite the liberal media to stop their smear campaign anytime.