The true age of the earth

Young Earth creationists, who believe the Earth is an astounding and inconceivable 6,000 years old, are really giving a bad name to the creationist movement. It’s bad enough that evolutionists believe the world is 4 ½ billion years old (do numbers even go that high?). Both groups are wrong, and I am basing this on more than Bible interpretation. Scientific evidence, such as like the structure of the Grand Canyon or something (whatever), clearly indicates that the Earth is only 107 years old. The following pictures illustrate this:

This has far-reaching implications for our understanding of history, as events like the American Civil War and fall of ancient Rome are widely assumed to have taken place over 107 years ago. This obviously cannot be correct. Not only that, but people like Edna Parker of Shelbyville, Indiana (who arrogantly claims to be the oldest person alive) are helping spread this propaganda by claiming they are older than 107. You’re telling me this woman is older than the Earth itself? COME ON! WAKE UP AMERICA!